Coffee is an ugly, muddy looking thing.
<switches on kettle>
Coffee is useless at keeping its warmth.
<scoops granules into the French press>
Coffee makes you fidgety and nervous. You lose concentration.
<fills with hot water>
Coffee sucks the moisture out of you.
<depresses filter>
Coffee is acidic. It will stain your teeth. Its oils will raise your cholesterol.
<pours>
Ah ....... Coffee!
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